Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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