If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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