My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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