wrigley field is MILF paradise
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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