okay pat passed out under dana's car
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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