i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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