I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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