I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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