his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
