Just fell off a train. Bad.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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