You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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