id be glad to
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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