if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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