i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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