For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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