She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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