Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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