im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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