Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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