am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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