i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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