Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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