I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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