ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
?
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
