I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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