id be glad to
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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