What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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