school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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