I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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