I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
