Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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