okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The power of my boobs compel you
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