discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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