Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
