u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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