bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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