its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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