so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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