Having a random hookup so left but love u
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
A bitchslap is in order.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
So apparently I’m into choking now
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