The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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