Me too!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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