White coat. Heels.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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