nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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