Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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