And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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