Dual....:-)
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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