are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
she woke up with a sticky ear
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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