I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
