Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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