Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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