i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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