Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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