kristin has been a bad kristin
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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