Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Randomize
