new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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