He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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